GARDENER
WRITER
DISGRACE

I’m a journalist and gardener from Dublin, Ireland – and I have killed more plants than you have. So, why should you follow me? Well, I make mistakes in the garden so you don’t have to.

So, how do I grow food when I live in an apartment? Well, I have an allotment. It’s 200 sq metres of muck, weeds and nettles where I can usually be found digging in wildly inappropriate clothing while singing at the top of my voice as my neighbours look on horrified.