parsnips, gardening

How to grow parsnips – using my foolproof arse test

Parsnips are a great divider of opinion, you either love them or you hate them, there is no in between. I happen to adore parsnips, they’re one of my favourite vegetables, especially when roasted with honey and fresh sage. Parsnips are the vegetable that converted me from a vegetable hater to a vegetable grower, so […]

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Planuary

Happy New Year fellow growers! I’ve been slightly off the blogging radar for the past few weeks, mostly due the a little event that takes place around the end of December every year. I have a busy retail management job so Christmas is pretty much a black hole for me in terms of social life,

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Garlic cloves

How to grow garlic – and keep those pesky vampires at bay

Garlic is a great all-rounder plant, it’s very easy to grow, packed full of flavour, deters pests in your garden and has antibacterial properties. More importantly, though – and arguably the best reason to grow it – garlic has been proven to ward off vampires and evil spirits, which is pretty nifty at this time of year.

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The Sudden Season

There is one week every year, when the summer swiftly shifts gear into autumn. Sunshine takes a backseat to rain, elongated nights overtake the days and while the indicators have been signalling the end of summer for weeks, the seasons change lane in a matter of days. This is no three-point manouvre, no gentle tapping

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Talk Dirty To Me

I’m going to put this out there: I’ve been single for an age! I’m pretty sure there are glaciers that have moved miles since my last date, mountains have been formed and cliffs slightly eroded, the world has spun on its own axis approximately 800 times. I’ve eaten about 700 potatoes since I last felt

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Green Manure: Why you should grow these crops in your vegetable garden

One of my biggest pet peeves in the garden happens in autumn when I’ve harvested an entire bed of crops and then it lies empty until the following spring. Nothing upsets me more than an empty bed. While there are plenty of crops to plant over winter (more on that later),when you have a large

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Plants vs Zombies 

The premise of the adorable, popular game Plants vs Zombies is a simple one: collect sunshine to grow plants, fill your garden with plants to protect your homestead from the oncoming zombie horde. I, like many, have wasted many a lunch hour playing this silly but addictive little game. Now, while this game is in

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